Friday, October 29, 2010

believe me here they come!

People just cant seem to grasp the concept that they are coming to eat your flesh. This is not about zombies or canables or a horde of  Matt Perry's. No this is about the robot army that will rain, yes rain like water or acid, from the heavans to bring utter doom to humanity. Plotting for years on planet Lagnovar, they have armed themselves for their attack. Why would they do this to us? because they feel we have a corrupt way of life. When people call a harvard graduate an idot who is doing nothing but bad, and they don't know what they are talking about, the robots frown apon that. This is because obviously a havard grad is way smarter than you and if you would freaking pay attiontion, instead of focusing on the fact that he is black, you woul see that his plans ar starting to work. Not like you idiots could do any better all you wanna do is keep us in war and stop spendin. HELLO! wake up spending is what keeps the cycle of our economy going to stop spending would take the economy to even worse than what you fools put it into in the first place. Once again this was your fault and we have to come save you but take the blame that we shouldnt get because it was your fault. That is why the robots are coming to kill us all.

Friday, October 22, 2010

The man with a plan.

I think I will have a impromtu party. My arbiter of a wife will not be there I have to make sure of it. Her burgeoning hate for drunk relations ruins the fun. She is on the other side of the river saying she feels cramped and needs a more capitious enviornment for awhile. I have told her with candor that there ius nothing wrong with a party, but she wont listen. So I will flood her side of the river with a copious amount of water sealing her away from my party. A party that will have a replete supply of beer and women. Ther is sure to be lots of alchohal permeated throughout everyone garenteeing a good time. I will not keep a pragmatic relationship with all the babes either. Once they see my prodigious act they will be all over me. BLAM!! What the? how in the world is a dog able to shoot itself.