Operation G.G.W

My granny was never the type to understand propriety. Her false-angry snapps were usually faceious or even wry. Not this time, this time it was vary true and personal. How dare he beat her at bingo on her Wednesday night roll. That was her prize she deservied it. The way she thrashed at his neck was egregious ,and should have tipped him off. He still ,however,  had no clue that her nonsonerous attempt at his life. She is dead now and he is telling a specious story of how he caught her with the town preacher, and threatened to tell the whole town. I ,however, know the true story. I tried to tell people that the story they heard was not true ,but they find it insipid. I will no longer pander to this lie! BLAM!

good idea gone bad

day before,
This will be the best prank in school history. My name will go down as the man who broke away from all the hacneved pranks, and ran on his own wild adventure. I have planned it all out and will expail in didactly. I will run through the lunch room NAKED, and so as to be sure I am not cohesive, I will grease up. Kinda like the deaf guy in Family Guy. Good plan so far right? I'll run them into a corner and then out the back door to my escape. The new SRO officer is new and wont recognize me at all. This act will be so poignant and and stand out in peoples minds foever. Wish me luck.
day after
Well all was good but I didn't count on the tazers. Now I get to spend the night in jail. however I will be back with a more convaluted plan. Next time I will have a rapport friend along. I may even get an adage to see how I could avoid capture. Then when they all praise me for this prank I will have a florid speech prepared. I'll make this seem so cogent and good not like something I just made up. Time for round two.

my big word story of a man and a meteor

Bryan Pace has always been a unique guy. He use to be a normal cohesive young man, with lots of friends. Then one might as he was walking home from a party there was a bright light. The light got brighter and brighter untill finally BLAM! Poor bryan had been struck by a meteor. This was ironict because the day before he heard an adage  from his grandmother. She told him "always watch your back cause you never know when you'll be struck by a meteor." Bryans life was forever changed. His speech was no longer florid. he started useing hacknved words like "ok" and "cool". His rapport relationship with his best friend crumbled. his emotions became effusive, and was easily angered. Bryan developed a convoluted love for the dead. He was didactic with everyone he talked to, instisting that they learn about the dead. It was in that moment Bryan decided to be a funeral director, and be with the only thing that made him feel good. He followed up on his dream and found the dead to be poignant. He was often reduced to tears. Bryan, however, loves his work and lives hapily.

This is me no, it is, no im kidding its me

I like to think of myself as a pretty cool likeable funny guy. A few things you should know about me are.
I love the Duke Blue Devills.
I run xc and I think its a ton of fun.
I plan to attend Duke.
I run my life around my storts I don't know what i would do if i didnt have them.
I do pretty good in school.
History is my favorite and I hate math with a passion.
I spend lots of time with my friends and I wrestle sharks in my spare time.
I jump off cliffs to give me the advantage of suprise on the sharks they never see me comeing.
I am a arsonist but if i get an A i wont burn your house down. ha
I enjoy mid air bike rideing and hanging out with girls.
One expierience that i would love to have is skydiveing without a parachute and being caught by my partner and being able to say i jumped out of a plane with no parachute and made it.