so where the hell do these people come from? i mean they are so fucking strange. why the hell should i have to look at that anyway im not gonna lie im pretty pissed off right now but i had to give out the picture of the day before i went to bed cause i just dont know who or what told her that that was a good idea but she needs to stop taking advice from the dumb ass factory stop being a regect and live a life these people complain about being outcast but no fucking wonder i mean would you go up and strike an conversation with that no i dont think so by the way i dont wanna use any punctuation so this isnt all one sentance im just saving time i hope you enjoyed the picture of the day

So it been forever from the last time i got on here and because this is no longer for my lit teacher and because im bored i have made this my official personal blog. Or mabey just an online jornal but everyone can read it and comment on my thoughts and spelling. Oh, and my rediculous pictures i put on here cause those are my favorites.What i thinkd ill do is find one picture every day to share so it will be like the picture of the day and it will get online recogniton from your comments. this may sound a lot like facebooks picture of the day thing but these arent of me or have anything to do with me, they are simply your good old down home americans doing whaever it is they do like the picture at the top now i dont care who you are thats freaking funny. i mean this guy is just out and living the american dream its funny though how the american dream is lived mostly asleep or passed out drunk anyway this is my picture of the day today hope you enjoy it

believe me here they come!

People just cant seem to grasp the concept that they are coming to eat your flesh. This is not about zombies or canables or a horde of  Matt Perry's. No this is about the robot army that will rain, yes rain like water or acid, from the heavans to bring utter doom to humanity. Plotting for years on planet Lagnovar, they have armed themselves for their attack. Why would they do this to us? because they feel we have a corrupt way of life. When people call a harvard graduate an idot who is doing nothing but bad, and they don't know what they are talking about, the robots frown apon that. This is because obviously a havard grad is way smarter than you and if you would freaking pay attiontion, instead of focusing on the fact that he is black, you woul see that his plans ar starting to work. Not like you idiots could do any better all you wanna do is keep us in war and stop spendin. HELLO! wake up spending is what keeps the cycle of our economy going to stop spending would take the economy to even worse than what you fools put it into in the first place. Once again this was your fault and we have to come save you but take the blame that we shouldnt get because it was your fault. That is why the robots are coming to kill us all.

The man with a plan.

I think I will have a impromtu party. My arbiter of a wife will not be there I have to make sure of it. Her burgeoning hate for drunk relations ruins the fun. She is on the other side of the river saying she feels cramped and needs a more capitious enviornment for awhile. I have told her with candor that there ius nothing wrong with a party, but she wont listen. So I will flood her side of the river with a copious amount of water sealing her away from my party. A party that will have a replete supply of beer and women. Ther is sure to be lots of alchohal permeated throughout everyone garenteeing a good time. I will not keep a pragmatic relationship with all the babes either. Once they see my prodigious act they will be all over me. BLAM!! What the? how in the world is a dog able to shoot itself.

what to write about

 Today I was suprised by the mission to write a story to you peole. Staring mindlessly into the screan trying to think of tsomething to write about I realized I had nothing. This could be problematic you see because not knowing exactly what I'm goin to say I am subjuect to say anything at any given moment. Even if I use one of my friends favorite terms like you are a moronic abomination I still have you so engulfed by my nothingness to notice that I just called you that. See you just said to yourself "called me what" I laugh at this because your still not really reading this nothingness. Still after all this previous writeing...... you know today I got some Zaxby's for lunch man was that good. One time I saw a shirt and it was funny because it said " stop reading me, siriously you wasteing vauleble time just staring reading this, dont you have anything better to do, well scence your claerly gonna stick around let me tell you a story, one day i was walking down a trail and i came across a paper that was titled "what to write about" do you wanna know what it said well see the top.

Operation G.G.W

My granny was never the type to understand propriety. Her false-angry snapps were usually faceious or even wry. Not this time, this time it was vary true and personal. How dare he beat her at bingo on her Wednesday night roll. That was her prize she deservied it. The way she thrashed at his neck was egregious ,and should have tipped him off. He still ,however,  had no clue that her nonsonerous attempt at his life. She is dead now and he is telling a specious story of how he caught her with the town preacher, and threatened to tell the whole town. I ,however, know the true story. I tried to tell people that the story they heard was not true ,but they find it insipid. I will no longer pander to this lie! BLAM!

good idea gone bad

day before,
This will be the best prank in school history. My name will go down as the man who broke away from all the hacneved pranks, and ran on his own wild adventure. I have planned it all out and will expail in didactly. I will run through the lunch room NAKED, and so as to be sure I am not cohesive, I will grease up. Kinda like the deaf guy in Family Guy. Good plan so far right? I'll run them into a corner and then out the back door to my escape. The new SRO officer is new and wont recognize me at all. This act will be so poignant and and stand out in peoples minds foever. Wish me luck.
day after
Well all was good but I didn't count on the tazers. Now I get to spend the night in jail. however I will be back with a more convaluted plan. Next time I will have a rapport friend along. I may even get an adage to see how I could avoid capture. Then when they all praise me for this prank I will have a florid speech prepared. I'll make this seem so cogent and good not like something I just made up. Time for round two.